Jumping Jack Flash! That movie sucks. I was going to use that phrase to signify another hiatus I took but by bowels wretched at the sound of those words being clicked into my keyboard. What noise does that make? It sounds like Whoopi Goldberg acting. Whoa. Good one. Haven’t lost it one bit. Send me monies.
I was eating Arby’s the other day thinking about how it would suck to be in the military because you don’t get Arby’s sauce. I am not even sure I like roast beef but I know I like snorting Arby’s sauce off of hookers tits. I am pretty sure that people in Siberia don’t get Arby’s sauce either. That is probably why they get eaten by so many Polar Bears.
That totally scientifically happens.
Arby’s sauce is a mix of crystal meth, crack, heroin, melted gummy bears, unicorn horns and almond butter. It is mixed at the robust temperature of 123 degrees Kelvinheit. It is then frozen, thawed, refrozen with liquid nitrogen and broken apart, like in the terminator, then heated until it melts and comes back together to form a super future machine sent from the future back in time to qwench my thirst for brownish condiments that cover grayish meats on a bun.
I like how Arby’s invented their own sauce. I tried to package and sell my own special sauce and I got an F on the health report and was arrested. Bunch of bullshit, it was made with love!
My goal is to eat so much Arby's sauce my blood becomes Arby's Sauce. Wait a minute... maybe that is why Polar Bears eat so many people....
People always say…It’s just ketchup and bbq sauce mixed together. Really asshole fuckface? If it was that simple everybody would have Arby’s sauce pouring everywhere. I would never go a meal wishing I could dunk some shit in Arby’s Sauce. The holidays are the worst time of the year. My parents don’t believe in dipping holiday meals in AS. WHAT THE FUCK! Times of happiness and joy my ass. I will sneak some Arby’s sauce in a flask like I do everywhere else.
It’s 11! time to go get Arby’s sauce. Which is easy as I am sleeping in my car outside of Arbys.
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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY # WHATEVER.
THE RAPTURE
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?
COMMENTS AWESOMENESS: SPAM!
Posted in Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, comedy, Humor, Music with tags blog, Comedy, Comments, Dork, Neon Indian, Spam, Spam not splam, Splam, tsanda on September 24, 2011 by tsandaI am the kinda guy who doesn’t really care where comments come from. You comment on my stuff and you’re my hero. Did you ever know? Comments equal digital hand jobs. Maybe that is because when I read the comments I am usually touching myself, in front of a mirror, naked. Well, not entirely naked, I usually have a belt around my neck, that counts as clothing I am pretty sure. You know you get caught at your local elementary school hanging in their bathroom from a belt and all of a sudden you have to introduce yourself to all of your neighbors. Which was nice, I was meaning to introduce myself to them anyways. I get a few comments. Random stragglers, OMA … that is about it. The bulk of my comments come from what WordPress calls ‘spam’. Really WP, Sex-dating.com’s comment of “i love your sites big information, thanks for read” can’t be a real comment?
What about Xsixioucioriu’s comment of “xjlkajoieurlkajkjfioulalirkljeaijlakd” I don’t speak bellarussian. That could totally say. ”You should have my babies.” On a side note. Xsixioucioriu, i would love to have your babies, but I am not Arnold so it might not work. We will figure out a way to be together forever, Xsixioucioriu. I love you.
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So I say. WP, let me be the judge of what is and what is not a spam message. I say, commenter, Mom. Who says. ”You have problems and are not allowed back for Christmas dinner you jerk.” Is 100% spam from some stupid spam machine trying to sell ham’s.
But, Organic Digeridoo’s, who claim to be my favorite fan ever can post whenever they like.
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Who wants to listen to some tunes!
I know Xsixioucioriu does!
AWESOME MUSIC OF THE DAY #160
NEON INDIAN
POLISH GIRL
and dance!
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