I haven’t seen Real Steel so don’t get too excited. But I thought of what I am going to say if and when I get out of that movie. ”Real Steel? More like Real Steal, because that darn Adam just stole my heart”
The couple next to me will be like, “who the fuck are you talking too?”
I’ll then shrug and say, “I hate being the third wheel, you guys never make me feel like part of the gang”
They might say “well that’s because you have been following us around all day pretending to be on our date…”
I’ll then say…. “soooo threesome????” But with a real charm about it so they are forced to tag team me… in the parking lot of a Red Lobster, while I cry and eat cheddar biscuits. What came first the cheddar or the biscuit!? Geez the wonders of the world just astound me!
Has anybody noticed where Real Steel got its idea from? Two guys were playing Rock Em Sock Em Robots and were like, this would make a great movie! A bunch of rich high fives. The two guys next to them were playing battleship and said, This would make a great movie! and crickets were heard everywhere. Mainly because it was the night-time and they were in a rural area.
Board game movies?
I guess Operation was already made into a movie 7 times by Saw….
I can’t wait for the 48 hour epic Risk. In which nobody ever finishes watching the movie because it is way to frustrating and boring. You will occasionally find somebody who says they finished it and love it… but they are full of shit and know it.
I heard the graphics on real steel are wonderful!
Wow, the Hugh Jackman Robot is very lifelike. Not much armor though. Gonna get robot raped in the ring!
Wait a fucking minute.
Doesn’t that robot already hate Diane Lane in Judge Dredd?
Busted. Real Bullshit is more like it. Yup, gotcha.
BYE!
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Awesome Song of the Day #162
Cameras – Defeatist
this song has played abooot 250 times on my ipod and itunes and icar (that’s just my car, didn’t sound cool just as car… Doesn’t sound very cool the former either…”
Video…artsy
Song…Amazing
COMMENTS AWESOMENESS: SPAM!
Posted in Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, comedy, Humor, Music with tags blog, Comedy, Comments, Dork, Neon Indian, Spam, Spam not splam, Splam, tsanda on September 24, 2011 by tsandaI am the kinda guy who doesn’t really care where comments come from. You comment on my stuff and you’re my hero. Did you ever know? Comments equal digital hand jobs. Maybe that is because when I read the comments I am usually touching myself, in front of a mirror, naked. Well, not entirely naked, I usually have a belt around my neck, that counts as clothing I am pretty sure. You know you get caught at your local elementary school hanging in their bathroom from a belt and all of a sudden you have to introduce yourself to all of your neighbors. Which was nice, I was meaning to introduce myself to them anyways. I get a few comments. Random stragglers, OMA … that is about it. The bulk of my comments come from what WordPress calls ‘spam’. Really WP, Sex-dating.com’s comment of “i love your sites big information, thanks for read” can’t be a real comment?
What about Xsixioucioriu’s comment of “xjlkajoieurlkajkjfioulalirkljeaijlakd” I don’t speak bellarussian. That could totally say. ”You should have my babies.” On a side note. Xsixioucioriu, i would love to have your babies, but I am not Arnold so it might not work. We will figure out a way to be together forever, Xsixioucioriu. I love you.
Free internet pills found the information on my site very educational and looked forward to more fun facts. I mean if you read this site that is a completely realistic response to what I write about. Education and fun facts! I am Mr. Fun Facts!. That’s actually my pet name for my penis. Hey, Mr. Fun Facts stop helicoptering all the time!
So I say. WP, let me be the judge of what is and what is not a spam message. I say, commenter, Mom. Who says. ”You have problems and are not allowed back for Christmas dinner you jerk.” Is 100% spam from some stupid spam machine trying to sell ham’s.
But, Organic Digeridoo’s, who claim to be my favorite fan ever can post whenever they like.
yeah!
Yay!
Whoohoo!
Who wants to listen to some tunes!
I know Xsixioucioriu does!
AWESOME MUSIC OF THE DAY #160
NEON INDIAN
POLISH GIRL
and dance!
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