EWOKS! I KNOW RIGHT! I say that shit way to much. Nobody sounds like a bigger idiot than when they say… “I know, Right!?” It is the universal, “I have nothing interesting to add to the conversation, but I still want to say stuff at you”, and I say that garbage all the time. Isn’t saying I know and Right really the same thing? They are both confirmers ( actual vocab word ((well in my mind))(((where I am a volcano surfer))))(((((I know right?))))))(((((what the fuck am I talking about))))))) Why so many ))))))), I dont know, a professor told me to do it. They are usually smart.
But ewoks, the important stuff, are cute and deadly. Most animals are 1 or the other. Ninjas = cute, Ebola = Deadly. My neighbor = deadly, my rosey cheeks (ass) = cute. Ewoks blow up AT-ST Chicken Walkers. I may have no idea what a comma is, but I definitely know what a Chicken Walker is. I assume it will soon be a fucking sweet rap song. Do the chicker walker… hmmm maybe not… I gotta work on my rap game.
They lull you in with the fur. Then stab you in the balls with pointy sticks.
Though they can’t stab a robot in the balls, because Robots don’t have balls. So Rd2d can just talk shit all he wants. ”Beep Boop Beeep Beep Boop”…Which is R2D2 for go fuck yourself. R2D2 is such a jerk!
A conversation between an ewok and a r2d2.
Yub Yub?
Beep Boop.
Eyyachi yub yub…
Beep Boop!
Yuuuuuubbbb?
Beep.
All I ever want to do is go to that awesome tree top party the Ewoks have every-time Return of the Jedi ends. That party would be way lamer if they lost the battle for Endor. A lot of storm troopers barbecuing Ewoks and Rancors running around eating their cats.
I bet some slow cooked St. Louis Ewok would be so tender and juicy.
The moral of the story. Ewoks are my boys, but if push comes to shove, those cats gonna get eaten.
Do you know what song is playing at that party?
AWESOME SONG OF THAT DAY #148
SNAP!
POWER
Ewoks will attack and you WILL want that…because they are soooo fluffy.
MONSTER AWESOMENESS: EL CHUPACABRA!
Posted in Aliens, Animals, Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, Dork, Humor, Monsters, Nature, Science, Stuff with tags Animals, Broken Social Scene, El Chupacabra, Mexico, Monsters, Mythical, Science has gone crazy, Social Commentary, Treach on February 25, 2010 by tsandaThe Goat Eater. The Mexican addition to the world of real animals that only crazy unemployed drunk people see. They are dog hybrids who eat… well goats. Maybe the occasional cow if they are feeling feisty, they also love lemonade and pop rocks. Fact. It is illegal to hunt them with crossbows but legal to hunt them with dynamite.
Favorite “proof” photo ever after the space:
Yep, thats it. I think I also see a big foot and sinbad.
I didn’t realize getting proof was so easy anymore. At least the loch ness monster was an actual stick in an actual lake, that kinda looked like a monster. This photo straight up looks like exactly what we are looking at, bushes and a rocks. I’ve got my camera on auto snaps a lot setting. I’ve already seen a martian, a werewolf and atleast 5 El Chupacabras outside my house around my walk way.
Please take some time to review this amazing cover story that an actual El Chupacabra decided to tear through. They are shy….don’t like all this publicity. One just tore through my computer. Rear Terror is here. Another fact.
Please train your eyes to the bottom corner, "SCIENCE OUT OF CONTROL!" With a picture of a black guy. I really really want to read that story.
Yep, if you looked closely that is a movie starring Treach. Who was in Naughty By Nature. And yes I have seen it, and it is as good as you think it is. Move over Forrest Gump and chocolates… because life is like a box of El Chupacabras, you DO know what your going to get. Death and eaten face. For some reason it takes place on a boat. Hollywood is awesome. I am going to make a space movie that takes place in an elementary school starring a llama.
But watch out Texas and Arizona. With the flood of illegal immigrants due to lack of work. A lot of illegal goats are coming into this country to be goat herded illegally. Which means a shit ton of Illegal El Chupacabras are coming over to eat them. Sooner or later a lot of mythical creatures from the great US of A will be complaining that the El Chupacabras are stealing all their work. Classic social commentary people.
This post was dedicated to Marc. Enjoy more Africa time. They don’t however have El Chupacabras. They do however have real animals that will murder you instantly. ENJOY!
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Awesome Song of the Day #106
Broken Social Scene! NEW SINGLE!
WORLD SICK
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